You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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