i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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