Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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