the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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