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(502): View more from Kentucky

sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other

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(301): View more from Maryland

they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.

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(510): View more from California

Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.

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(562): View more from California

I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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(801): View more from Utah

I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?

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(785): View more from Kansas

After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.

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(510): View more from California

I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.

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