I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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