Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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