shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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