Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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