so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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