I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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