i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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