Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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