yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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