Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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