Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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