I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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