Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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