AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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