I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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