i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?