So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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