i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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