We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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