I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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