Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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