Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just threw up on my dentist
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.