If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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