I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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