we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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