i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize