Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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