How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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