After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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