sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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