So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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