Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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