Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Me too!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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