it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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