you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He kissed a someone with a penis
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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