It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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