woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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