I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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