I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I touched a dick in church today
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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