Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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