just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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