Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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