Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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