Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just had sex bonerless
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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