I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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