At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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