Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
4 words: hood of his car
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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