Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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