the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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