trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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