You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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